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[LÚCIO CORREIA DOS SANTOS has entered DOUBLE DICK KICK!] [D.Va has entered DOUBLE DICK KICK!] LÚCIO: aw man, i can't believe i missed all the excitement. LÚCIO: ...and what's with the chat name? D.Va: training accident LÚCIO: ... LÚCIO: nvm i don't think i wanna know, lol D.Va: lol D.Va: but yeah it was p crazy in here D.Va: & it sux u werent here D.Va: but thats wut u get for going on tour LÚCIO: hey, somebody gotta make that money D.Va: tru tru LÚCIO: but seriously LÚCIO: i'm not even sure what's most crazy or most hilarious about all that's happened LÚCIO: Widowmaker's brainwa

[REAPER has entered LENA LICKS THE COMPETITION] REAPER: Are you all done yet? [FAREEHA "PHARAH" AMARI has entered LENA LICKS THE COMPETITION] [EMILY has entered LENA LICKS THE COMPETITION] [TRACER has entered LENA LICKS THE COMPETITION] [ANGELA "MERCY" ZIEGLER has entered LENA LICKS THE COMPETITION] PHARAH: I think so. [D.Va has entered LENA LICKS THE COMPETITION] [D.VA has changed the channel name to OFFICIAL OVERWATCH POPCORN & PAJAMA PARTY] D.VA: i still dont understand y u handcuffed my gf [SOMBRA has entered OFFICIAL OVERWATCH POPCORN & PAJAMA PARTY] [SOLDIER:76 has entered OFFICIAL OVERWATCH POPCORN & PAJAMA PARTY

[EMILY has entered SWALLOW THAT CREAMY GOODNESS] EMILY: Hello? EMILY: Anyone here? EMILY: ... EMILY: hm... EMILY: I guess I should... EMILY: @ EVERYONE EMILY: ... EMILY: LENA WON!!! [JESSE MCCREE has entered SWALLOW THAT CREAMY GOODNESS] [WINSTON has entered SWALLOW THAT CREAMY GOODNESS] [ALEKSANDRA ZARYANOVA has entered SWALLOW THAT CREAMY GOODNESS] [SOLDIER:76 has entered SWALLOW THAT CREAMY GOODNESS] [REAPER has entered SWALLOW THAT CREAMY GOODNESS] REAPER: WHAT!? REAPER: HOW!? MCCREE: Well i'll be ZARYA: As I expected. WINSTON: My relief is almost palpable. 76: While that's all well and good, 76: why did it take you ov

[WINSTON has entered DANKALICIOUS] WINSTON:  ... WINSTON:  Who changed the channel name? [D.VA has entered DANKALICIOUS] D.VA:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WINSTON:  Why am I not surprised? WINSTON:  For the last time, Hana, this isn't a chatroom. WINSTON:  This is an emergency communications channel. WINSTON:  It's supposed to be, anyway. D.VA:  not my fault u dont know how to run a chatroom  :P D.VA:  plus this thing rarely get used D.VA:  just let me have my fun WINSTON:  ... WINSTON:  I'm just going to move on, WINSTON:  for the sake of my sanity. WINSTON:  @ TRACER I have a mission for you. [TRACER has entered DANKALICIOUS

12 Ways to Look at a Pro Wrestler - by ShadowSannin The lights flash. He steps out. The crowd roars. He's a star. People love him. People hate him. He doesn't care. He's here, to put on a show. Some people think he's fake, that he's just a actor. He chuckles to himself, knowing the truth, that they're only partly right. Some say that it's scripted. But these day, almost all of TV is. He does it for them. He entertains. The skeptics don't realize, that the pain is real, as is the danger. They won't acknowledge, that for his career, athleticism is key. Some say that he's crazy for taking such a job, but he did anywa

She stood there before me, her drunkenness, I could easily see. Her cheeks were rosy, and her legs unsteady Her eyes held a vicious glare, but I remained calm, in spite of her stare. I resisted my urge to speak in jest when she raised a finger and poked at my chest. She spoke of her pastor, and what he had said, a contradiction of the beliefs in my head. The malice in her voice dripped with slime, as her word seemed to cut through the fabric of time. And with that, you must believe me Her insult did not really hurt me, She had the right to speak her mind. but reason, her brain could not seem to find. Her blind following of a r